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_[lowcaliber.com](http://lowcaliber.com) wiki · revision of 2006-02-16 04:05 by an anonymous (IP) editor · 7 older revisions in the dump_ [http://www.lowcaliber.com/Initial%20L%20Red.jpg](http://www.lowcaliber.com/Initial%20L%20Red.jpg) et it be fixed in the annals of Club History that on this day, January ninth, the year two-thousand-two Common Æra, seven hundred hours Eastern Standard Time, the Low Caliber Club came into existence, founded by the Triumvirate of then presiding Officers: \*\*Unter den Uebrigen (Treasurer), Massachusetts\*\* \*\*Odin, aka Colonel Steele (Chief), Nevada\*\* \*\*Aegus (Secretary), California\*\* Precepts of the Club Art. 1. Fighting > § 1. It is the duty of each Member to perfect the first three degrees of each weapon class. - § 1.1. The order of each weapon within each class according to preference: - § 1.2. Combat should prefer, in the main, the first two degrees of each class. Art. 2. Deportment > § 1. Honor shall govern the actions of each Member, the particulars of which are subject to the discretion of each Member and the scrutiny of his Co-members: - § 1.1. The Good Fight is at stake, and never the quick frag. - § 1.2. Let enemies feed freely between matches, as this furthers the Good Fight; but smote your enemy to the ground and insult him should he snack mid-fight. - § 1.3. The ground is preferrable to the air. Our example is the Greek Phalynx, impervious turtles of the earth: let rather the enemy take the air in flight. - § 1.4. Never disgrace your manhood so much as to flee. If you find yourself amongst trough-murdering barbarians, or therein limbless, submit while taunting or suicide to deprive the murderer of a frag at your expense. - § 1.5. A stowed weapon (“sword up”) implies spectatorship, and spectators shall be treated as civilians. Art. 3. Governance > § 1. Duties - § 1.1. The Chief shall be responsible for overseeing the general membership of the Club, and scrutinizing prospective Members. - § 1.2. The Secretary shall be responsible for the moderation of Club correspondence and the scheduling of intra- and inter-club rendezvous, including but not limited to a bi-weekly Club night and public Tournaments. - § 1.3. The Treasurer-administrator shall be responsible for the maintainance of the web presence and everything attendant thereto. - § 1.4. The Minister of Peace shall be responsible for the silent enactment of discipline on the server, and shall not broadcast himself as such to the public. > § 2. Membership - § 2.1. Election - § 2.2. Dismemberment. **Drafted 12 January 2002, Cambridge** **Revised 9 January 2003, Hinterzarten**