TwEaK vs. Masuhara

So I got this message from TwEaK that proceeded as follows:

“So Masuhara gets on the server and says ‘TwEaK are you having fun?’ and then proceeds to crash the server with suicides.”

How does the defendant plead?

UdÜ

Original thread: https://lowcaliber.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5886011002/m/7856006502 · recovered from the saved MSN Groups page https://lowcaliber.com/archives/030111hs.htm · MSN Groups message 1 of 16

this essay will be written in L337

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as an after thought, maybe you should ask gix if this is the kind of thing i would do, he would have set you straight if he wasnt at his grandma’s farm

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I am still pleading innocence, and i hope that Tweak and unter can come to trust that i didnt do it. I would never do anything like that, and if some asshole is running around using my name, im gonna rip his nutz off. HERE IS YOUR DAMNED ESSAY!

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I like that, my next school essay will be written in L337

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wow, ive been in the clan for like 3 days, and im already making the news

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LOL!!!

GASP

LOL!!!

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Hmmmmmmm…?

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“0||3 0f da |/|05t r35p3c74b13 c|-|4r4c+3r!57!cz 0f da 5cr!p7 |<!dd!3 !z |-|0||0r.”

Words of the wise. A commendable essay.

UdÜ

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Since i have no life, and im tired of waitng for other people to post stuff, i thought i would post some music to be l337 by, since L337ness seems to be a new them of this clan

/_/\ /\ /\ /\ /ssssss\ |u| |u| /_/\
( ^–^) /m\ /m\ /aa\ /s/ \s\ |u| |u| (^–^ )

( o o) /m/\m/m/\m\ /a/ \a\ \s\ |u| |u| (o o )

| | | /m/ \m./ \m\ /aaaaaa\ \sssssss\ |u\ /u| | | |
()) /m/ / \m\ /a/ \a\ \s\ \uuuuuu/ (()

\s_____________________________/s/

\sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss/

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AAAAAAAAAAAH MY PRECIOUS ASCII ART!!!

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Hey yall, Gix here, just wanted to comment on this. I know masu really well in real life, we go to school together, and whoever is doing this ain’t him, he dun do this shit. He’s a freak, sure, but not an ass.

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thanks for givin up mad props (they dont have to know im not black, lol)

His L337ness,

Masuhara

ps GET KRUNK

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Lol, riiight…

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It’s all cleared up, man. Court is adjourned. Get your ass a monospace font, Masa. UdÜ

/_/\ /\ /\ /\ /ssssss\ |u| |u| /_/\
( ^–^) /m\ /m\ /aa\ /s/ \s\ |u| |u| (^–^ )
( o o) /m/\m/m/\m\ /a/ \a\ \s\ |u| |u| (o o )

| | | /m/ \m./ \m\ /aaaaaa\ \sssssss\ |u\ /u| | | |
()) /m/ / \m\ /a/ \a\ \s\ \uuuuuu/ (()

\s_____________________________/s/

\sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss/

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There that’s somewhat better.

Script kiddies, lol. UdÜ

/_/\ /\ /\ /\ /ssssss\ |u| |u| /_/\
( ^–^) /m\ /m\ /aa\ /s/ \s\ |u| |u| (^–^ )
( o o) /m/\m/m/\m\ /a/\a\ \s\ |u| |u| (o o )

| | | /m/ \m./ \m\ /aaaaaa\ \sssssss\ |u\ /u| | | |
()) /m/ / \m\ /a/ \a\ \s\ \uuuuuu/ (()

\s______________________________________/s/

\ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss/

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