Shady, I want to burrow a hole into the side of a 100 year old maple tree and incubate your spawns in a cocoon.
Original thread: https://lowcaliber.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/861101709/m/8211043552
o ok,
so
he boned yer mother too huh
we both know, kensin, that you want to incubate my spawns in your mouth.
The mouth was good at first, but you know I prefer it in my anal crevice.
congrats youve reached a new low at the lcc
tell him what he’s won, sergeo
Compliance with his anal wishes?
i’d say lcc has reached a new low…
Kenshin won a shapeforming squid toy he can put anywhere in his body.
eis no, we’ve been there for at least a year strong now
shady baby i got you that toy for our anniversary ya fuckin swine
i’m sorry baby,
should i give him kyro’s old gimp-suit instead?
i guess so, he might still be wearing it through
are you coming home tonite hon?
only if you put that meatloaf in the oven.
are you proud?
This thread is pretty craptacular. I’d rather not have to lock it…
Ban shady! 
it’s cute that you think this forum still needs to be moderated..
not even the owner cares anymore
i can’t be banned batch! i got friends in high places! and i suck their dick!
actually honeybun i sorta lied about my authority..
you do give fantastic head though!
exept i planted a microchip into your scrotum. now you can’t get it up.
Who would even invent such a microchip?